6:00am, Paris 14/5/17: Mission started. The mission to get Mum breakfast in bed. First step… Buy ingredients from the supermarket or use things in the cupboard.
Second step: Stuff it all into a container, then put the delightful mixture into the fridge, now wait ten minutes….
Third step: Now, I heard flowers were surly edible somewhere... I'll pick some flowers on the lawn. Lightly sprinkle some on the enchanting blend.
Fourth step: Pop it into the oven-don't worry if you don't Have one, just use the microwave. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 degrees Celsius, 2 minutes. Now, I'm a professional at this so I don't need to taste my heavenly creation. I'll just leave it on the window sill for a moment.
The last time I did a mission that trouble making pigeon complicated it. I wonder where it's gone now… Anyway, last st-. Coooo. Not another pigeon! I'd recognise that other pigeons call-but this one is completely different. (Click click). OH NO the pigeon is eating my captivating creation! THUMP. Where has my Mother's breakfast and that pigeon gone?! I'll look down the window. HUH. My breakfast, my breakfast is destroyed. Coooo… why is it getting fainter and fainter? Hmm it must of been so good it fainted. UUHHH now I don't have breakfast for Mum.
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